I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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