so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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