just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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