I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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