Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
