I heard we made out
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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