i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
