i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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