He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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