Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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