I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
