He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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