Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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