im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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