so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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