we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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