I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Are we still banned from the library?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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