I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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