when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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