I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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