I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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