I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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