This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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