Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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