ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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