i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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