Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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