Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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