what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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