Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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