she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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