I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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