Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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