God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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