the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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