I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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