the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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