yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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