Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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