Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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