We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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