just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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