well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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