If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
And then he peed in my hair
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