i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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