I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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