But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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