Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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