ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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