u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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