Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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