new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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