its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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