Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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