Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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