Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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